Drunken Recipe Contest

I challenge you all to an ongoing drunken recipe contest. Next time you're a little sauced, take a moment to think up a creative new dish. At some point in the future a winner will be chosen, by a disinterested third party, and prizes will be won. They will be lovely.

Guidelines:

• Dish must be tasty whilst drunk/hungover


• Attention must be paid to thoughtful presentation


• Please include a photo, if possible.
  Low quality/shaky/cameraphone is OK (after all, you're drunk!)


• If possible, include adult beverage(s) in photo background


• Creatively name your entry


• A full recipe is not required, since we probably won't be making it anyway.

Let me be the fist to submit an entry.

"The Manheim Steamroller"

A deconstructed BLT



Ingredients:
Toasted bread
Mayo
Lettuce
Tomato
Enough bacon for one half of sandwich

Preparation:
Build sandwich. Cut diagonally, and eat one half of sandwich (the one with the bacon on it). Begin to eat other half of sandwich. Discover there is no bacon on this half. Become angry and take sandwich apart. Pierce all ingredients with fancy toothpick(s), adding two pickle slices for emphasis.

Threaten server with your new creation.

Put ingredients back together and continue eating (you're hungry)

Repeat.