To B(acon) or Not to B(acon)...

Having trouble deciding on whether or not to eat the hands-down best foodstuff known to the human species? Well, worry no more. This handy flowchart will help you figure it out (Thanks, beerorkid.com). Happy holidays, one and all!
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(Image Credit: "Angel Bacons" by Sappymoosetree, under a CC-Attribution-No Derivatives License)