Conspicuous Consumption

Hi. Ben and I spent the weekend at the Oktober/Italian fests...Here's a rundown of the INSANE AMOUNT and variety of foods we consumed over the past 24 hours...all tasty and well worth the festival admission/inflated prices/severe indigestion/extra 3.2 pounds gained (each):
In chronological order,

• Sauerkraut balls (really)
• Bratwurst
• Cream puff
• Soft pretzel
• Pizza
• Spumoni
• Italian sausage
• Cannoli
• Lasagna
• Ravioli
  
• Gnocchi

I blacked out at this point and can't remember anything except stumbling around Warren St. complaining that I couldn't find the damn vomitorium...

All this and we were still able to pull off the Chicken Dance and the Tarantella, natch.